Life is not always a dance on roses

helicoils: wait for it

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:00:56 +0200

wait for it

premiium: blpak: ninja-noodles: supersherlock: followedbyrain...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:07:31 +0200

blpak:

ninja-noodles:

supersherlock:

followedbyrainbows:

orrahyu:

stephnrice:

glassmountain:

stfuconservatives:

nextyearsgirl:

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

/An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

^

(mic drop)

boom

whoa.

Damn.

I’m going to fucking memorize this shit.

I will forever perform this monlogoue when people start sprouting religious shit

PRAISE THA LAWDD.

BAM

holy shit man that was amazing

art-of-swords: Italian Halberd Dated: circa 1600 Measurements:...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:06:10 +0200

art-of-swords:

Italian Halberd

Dated: circa 1600

Measurements: Length of metal 34 3/8”, overall 90”

The axe head has a sloping concave blade pierced with geometric shapes and a fleur de lis, plus angled beak with thickened point. The spike has a diamond-section of 17” integrally forged side straps with ferrule and separate front and rear reinforcing straps. Features mounted on later octagonal wood shaft with period brass dome-head nails.

Source: © Antique Weapons Store

helicoils: someone take me slacklining here

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:00:12 +0200

helicoils:

someone take me slacklining here

silverstark: ellieiero: everydayimcumblrin: deanie-weenie: qu...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:37:48 +0200

silverstark:

ellieiero:

everydayimcumblrin:

deanie-weenie:

queencaramel:

hearti:

iamsamhearmemoose:

the-great-tabe:

theangelcastiel:

Well, I mixed the sound of a 67’ Impala with AC/DC Back in Black. So…have some ear porn. :)

oh.my.god.

I feel like I’m in the fucking impala when I close my eyes oh my jesus

This is making me happier than it should…. :I Help!

This is going to be the new thing I listen to when I’m feeling down. Okay? Okay.

OHMYGOD I ACTUALLY CLOSED MY EYES BECAUSE THE COMMENT UP THERE AND I, LIKE, FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. I FELT SO AT HOME AND IT MADE ME HAPPIER THAN IT SHOULD’VE.

Listen to this when you’re in a car.

SWEET HOLY JESUS.

i am the impala

and that is that

i can’t really explain

but this felt like home

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Thu, 23 May 2013 22:01:04 +0200

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Thu, 23 May 2013 21:59:06 +0200

theoceanisourhome: Stubby Squid by Dan Hershman on Flickr.

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:52:40 +0200

theoceanisourhome:

Stubby Squid by Dan Hershman on Flickr.

peterfromtexas: Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) long...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:52:31 +0200

peterfromtexas:

Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) long heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner

thefuuuucomics: you:

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:32:32 +0200

thefuuuucomics:

you:

itslevilosa: schrodingers-cat-paradox: #omg i’d be freaking...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:24:39 +0200

itslevilosa:

schrodingers-cat-paradox:

#omg i’d be freaking out if i was that close to being cut in half #but tony’s just ‘welp there goes the door oh well’

#i love how he just tosses it on the ground #like #‘well fuck i guess i gotta replace that now jesus”

#billionaireproblems

cumberbatchcoffeeklatch: Deleted scene. We get it, Kirk. We’d...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:23:24 +0200

cumberbatchcoffeeklatch:

Deleted scene.

We get it, Kirk. We’d have done exactly the same thing.

ilovecephalopods: dimensionsthree: Squidy_by_ced66 CLOSE THE...

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:40:20 +0200

ilovecephalopods:

dimensionsthree:

Squidy_by_ced66

CLOSE THE DOOR I’m trying to take a shower!!

rude.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:05:20 +0200

battleforsecurity: foreverwhitenoise: hey look a cat Hey...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:59:27 +0200

battleforsecurity:

foreverwhitenoise:

hey look a cat

Hey look. A dead body.

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:48:57 +0200

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

starting therapy sessions with the fourth dr. psycho soon. will probably move on to the fifth in a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:46:18 +0200

starting therapy sessions with the fourth dr. psycho soon. will probably move on to the fifth in a few months.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 18:41:33 +0200

The Japanese Bridge (1895-1896) Claude Monet

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:03:18 +0200

The Japanese Bridge (1895-1896)

Claude Monet

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:44:59 +0200